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April 28, 2009
Light nahi to kya hua khula aasmaan aur ALLAH ki zameen to hai na:)
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January 30, 2009
Political Humor
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Asif Zardari hated Bakhtawars cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway of the presidency when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him.
At last he decided to drive up to Abbotabad, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. Hours later, Asif calls the presidency and tells the operator to put him through to Bakhtawar… “Beta! Is the cat there?” “Yes, why do you ask aboo?” answered Bakhtawar.
Frustrated, Asif said – “Put that bloody cat on the phone, I’m lost and I need directions.”
January 29, 2009
PAJEE HUN TUSI MASJID JAO ALLAH ALLAH KARO
